Update- EChurch@Wartburg Cancelled

We lost power during the storm, and one of two surge protectors blew out on our generator, meaning only half of the house had electricity. Now, I just finished sending my mom to the Emergency Room for probable pneumonia (she is 93.) I will try to get something up later tomorrow. I am so sorry. My mom has been diagnosed … Continue reading

The Village Church “Giving Units” Commission Two “Missionary Units”

“What can you do, thought Winston, against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself; who gives your arguments a fair hearing and simply persists in his lunacy?” -George Orwell, 1984 Hello and good afternoon Reader Units. This is the Writer Unit bringing you a quick update on some double top-secret information from TVC. I was conducting some research Tuesday … Continue reading

My Visit to The (it takes a) Village Church

9/11/2022 The Wartburg Watch, sparring no expense to bring you, our readers, the latest news and insights sent me on assignment to Flower Mound, Texas in an attempt to discover how Matt Chandler and The Village Church are coping with their latest scandal. Enjoying a short, two-week sabbatical in lovely Oklahoma City I decided to make a short, 2 1/2 … Continue reading