666 Number of the beast
668 Neighbor of the beast
660 Approximate number of the beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the beast
666.0000 Number of the high-precision beast
0.666 Number of the millibeast
1010011010 Binary number of the beast
29A Hexidecimal number of the beast
-666 Negative number of the beast
00666 Zip code of the beast
$665.95 Retail price of the beast
$699.25 Price of the beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 Price of the beast with all accessories and replacements
$656.66 Wal-Mart price of the beast
$646.66 Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the beast
$333.00 After-Christmas sale price of the beast
$222.00 Going-out of business liquidation price of the beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the beast
Route 666 Way of the beast
665 Older brother of the beast
667 Younger brother of the beast
666 UP Soft drink of the beast
20/666 Vision of the beast
1-800-666-6666 Toll-free number of the beast
999 Australian number of the beast
6″X 6″X 6″ Lumber of the beast
666i BMW of the beast
666-66-6666 Social security number of the beast
6/6/66 Birth date of the beast
WD-666 Spray lubricant of the beast
66.6 MHz FM radio station of the beast
666 KHz AM radio station of the beast
Chanel No. 666 The beast’s favorite perfume
666% What the beast gives in his game
666 666 = Son of the Beast
6……….6……….6, y’all = Southern Beast
SIC SIC SIC = Errors of the Beast
(sick, sick, sick) = Diagnosis of the Beast
Haiku of the Beast
So quickly spotted
being identified by
the mark, six six six

ELDER 666 = Missionary of the Beast
666MHz – Outdated CPU of the Beast
6.66 GHz – Soon to be the CPU of the Beast
666.000THz – in 666 years, the CPU of the Beast
666 yard relay – Olympics of the Beast (Track and field)
666 lbs – Olympics of the Beast (Weight Lifting)
666 = Mark of the Dyslexic Beast
25.8069758 = Square Root of the Beast
18 = Sum of the Beast
666™ = Logo of the Beast
666 AM = Beast Talk
www. 666. com =Website of the Beast (see also: www. hillary2008.com)
VIVIVI = The Beast when in Rome
668 = Next door neighbor of the Beast
666ºF = Roast Beast
666 999 666 999 666 999 = Beast on a Roll
665.95 = Price of the Beast if you act NOW!
678 = Mark of the Beast, after his stutter was cured

Here is an article which I think fits with my view: https://www.gotquestions.org/mark-of-the-beast-today.html

Well, at the time of writing, we need another 661 comments after this one. Then this post should be closed to comments.

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https://www.gotquestions.org/seventy-weeks.html

DD:
drstevej,

Well that just opens a bunch more questions right before the weekend. Seventy weeks that are actually years? And 69 have occurred since the writing of Daniel, even thoughit was written over 2 thousand years ago and no math of 7 X (7 or less) comes up to more than 490 years.

Not if you’re Seventh-Day Adventist.

They hold that the first 69 weeks went down as scheduled. (According to SDA numerology, 69 weeks of years from the time of Daniel leads to either 0 BC or 33 AD.) At which point, God put Week 70 on hold for the Church Age to be activated for the Tribulation and Second Coming. (The choreography of which is unique to the SDA.)

Or VIVIVI
After all that’s how thing were written.

Still are if you’re Jerry Jenkins, Greatest Christian Author of All Time(TM).

In Left Behind (don’t know exactly where, maybe the prequel trilogy of Volumes 14-16, AKA “The Antichrist’s Baby Pictures”) he had a character named “Viv Ivins” (“VI-VI-VIns, get it?”)

I have read a LOT of BAD fanfic over the years, but I have never encountered anyone with GCAAT’s ability to coin really STUPID “See How Clever I AM?” character names. (Though some of the character names you find in Furry Fandom come real close.)

Headless Unicorn Guy,

So do they know how long it will be put on hold? The numbers are very specific about everything until they get to the ‘on hold’. I guess this is where customer service gets it?

Stop people..just stop. It’s all a mistake. I know that’s going to just mess up the whole Fundamentalist Inerrancy tussle.

It’s really a typo. It’s 616, not 666, but the handwriting was so rushed it was sorta slanted.

It’s why the Beast is so upset. It’s his big reveal and the bulletin got messed up at the printer’s again.

Nick Bulbeck,

I’m good for about 300, how about you?

drstevej,

Love the list, btw;is it original?

DD:
Headless Unicorn Guy,

So do they know how long it will be put on hold? The numbers are very specific about everything until they get to the ‘on hold’. I guess this is where customer service gets it?

This is from 40-year-old memory, but:

The SDAs calculate a period of 1320 years (Daniel’s “Time, Times, and Half a Time” = 3 1/2 years of years) counting from Constantine legalizing the Church (and becoming a prototype of Antichrist by forcing “Sunday Keeping” as well as Romish Popery) to the Reformation, then some other calculations added (which I don’t remember) that brought them to 1844, where their original church (then called the Millerites) staged several of what are now called “Rapture Scares”.

Remember the one about waiting on top of a hill (so you wouldn’t have as far to Ascend) wearing your white Resurrection robes, waiting for the predicted time? THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WITH THE MILLERITES IN 1844. AT LEAST TWICE. (With some bizarre add-ons; one woman had a steamer trunk full of the latest fashions wrapped in white to Ascend with her; another dressed her cows in white robes and led them atop the hill so her children would have milk in Heaven. Both sound kinda unclear on the whole concept.)

After what became known as “The Great Disappointment”, the Millerites reorganized into the Seventh-Day Adventists, reinterpreting the 1844 calculation as Christ not returning just yet but entering the Heavenly Temple to prepare for His return (“Cleansing the Temple”) and there would be an indeterminate period between 1844 and when the End Times kick off.

Headless Unicorn Guy,

And the folks who made Jenkins rich will laugh at the lady with the cows. I think she’s kinda sweet.

Headless Unicorn Guy,

Interesting, at least to me. I didn’t grow up ‘in the church’ and was left to my own devices figuring spirituality out. I do know there tends to be renewed interested in the apocolypse around each turn of a century which I find fascinating in a ‘what are they thinking’ kind of way.

Six hundred three score and six huh?
Well, it’s not a prime, but it is rational.

Well, it seems to me that you’re all looking for the perfect church.

What I would say is, if you ever find the perfect church, don’t join it because you’ll spoil it!

Yours,
Arnold Smartarse

Bah. We all know nobody gets to post here unless they’ve got 666 tattooed on their a***.

You’re all rubbish.

Up Yours,
Roger Bombast

OldJohnJ: Perhaps this is not the time or place for a semi serious comment/question.

Why wouldn’t it be?

OldJohnJ: This doesn’t seem appropriate for an uneducated Jewish fisherman, even with the help of the Holy Spirit. Does anyone have an insight about this?

If John was indeed an uneducated fisherman, you’re right, the plausibility is not there. But then again, how do we know that John was always an uneducated fisherman?

Without established fact, one person’s speculation is just as good as another’s.
Which is why I like to believe as William Blake did, that Jesus really did travel to Brittania as a teen with Joseph of Arimathea.

Oho – sounds like the drunk family are getting off before I do. Just overhead them booking a taxi. That should go well.

Muff Potter: Which is why I like to believe as William Blake did, that Jesus really did travel to Brittania as a teen with Joseph of Arimathea.

That’s quite true. While he was over here, he temporarily went forward in time and founded Liverpool Football Club. He also turned water to beer – that’s real ale comes from. Before that, it was all lager.

TS00:
Headless Unicorn Guy,

And the folks who made Jenkins rich will laugh at the lady with the cows. I think she’s kinda sweet.

I think they’re all kinda bizarre.

Headless Unicorn Guy,

Nae dragons, no.

With which, it’s bedtime in Scotland. See yeez a’ themorrer.

Ken F (aka Tweed): “52 years ago today I met her. 6-6-66. God rules. It was a good day.”

Piper always has to top everybody! First, he’s a 7-point Calvinist and now he adds another 6 to 666. The man is out there.

His Wildebeest was wild as the wilderness in her heart–his cleavage as clever as Antichrist’s cleaver. He viceroyed the virgins’ visions as they visited the river, moreover. Red rover. Bed of clover. Clever clover. Oh– and ladies– make sure you respect the masculinity of the stranger asking directions in your BACK yard!

GuyBehindtheCurtain: Oh, well. The last one needs a mono space font to really work.

Did you realise your WordPress version / plugin set / whatever supports the <code> tag?

Anyway, I’ll give it a try:


________ ________ ________
/ _____// _____// _____/
/ __ \/ __ \/ __ \
\ |__\ \ |__\ \ |__\ \
\_____ /\_____ /\_____ /
\/ \/ \/


So, I changed the password on my laptop – as one is supposed to do reasonably often – and for some reason I keep typing the old one.

#Bah

Max: That’s what happens to folks who are indoctrinated in aberrant faith. They can’t get it out of their mind!

I think god has probably sent a strong delusion to punish me for my support for gay marriage. Or maybe someone else’s support for gay marriage. I’m sure the pickled piper will have the explanation.

Am I missing something? I don’t think I understand this post.

drstevej: www. 666. com =Website of the Beast (see also: www. hillary2008.com)

Oh, come on. Everyone knows the website of the beast is http://www.donaldjtrump.com.

dee: Do you know how many times I have thought of our dinner at the pub and you getting a haggis burger?

No, don’t tell me – six hundred and sixty-six times?

dee: Most Calvinists are amillenial. I, though not a Calvinist, am amillenial as well.

Can there be such a thing as an Idontcareian with regard to eschatological belief systems?

dee: Interesting. Are you telling me that you adhere to a premillenial, pretribulation eschatology? Most Calvinists are amillenial.

But Born-Again Bible-Believing Evangelicals are Pre-Mil, Pre-Trib, Secret Rapture Any Minute Now.
(I did not know there was any other way until I was out of the bubble.)

And it strikes me that Hal Lindsay eschatology and More-Calvinist-than-Calvin theology is a REAL bad combination.

Deebs fact

Both Dee and Deb have a “777” tattoo on their hand, which is only visible under holy water.

For us Chemistry Geeks

6.66*10^23 = Avogadro’s Number of the Beast

Though, strictly speaking, the Iron Maiden track is called “The Number of the Beast”, not “666”.

The Vitamin String Quartet version is on TubeFace here. Sounds surprisingly celtic, actually; I rather like it.

Headless Unicorn Guy: But Born-Again Bible-Believing Evangelicals are Pre-Mil, Pre-Trib, Secret Rapture Any Minute Now.
(I did not know there was any other way until I was out of the bubble.)

In my experience, although the Calvinist pastor is almost without doubt amil or postmil, he is fully aware that much of his congregation is pre-trib, pre-mil, secret rapture, etc. and prefers not to touch this third rail. In other words, they mostly just keep their mouths shut as to eschatology, often asserting that it simply doesn’t matter.

TS00,

I found my pastor’s responses to private questioning as to his beliefs on this, and other matters very illuminating, if you’ll pardon the term. When I asked why he never came out and stated publicly what he believed, he stated ‘Because they would all leave.’ Very odd, for a determinist; but then, so is all of life. And the mindset of these illuminated anointed ones is that the pew just can’t handle the whole truth, so you only give them bits and pieces, carefully couched in plausibly deniable terminology.

TS00: When I asked why he never came out and stated publicly what he believed, he stated ‘Because they would all leave.’

In their heart of hearts, I believe the New Calvinists know they are doing something wrong. They sneak around like children testing their boundaries. If they are wrong about their version of the gospel – and they are – they will stand in judgment for preaching another gospel. Many of them preach a popular message, all along doubting it. If my whosoever-will-may-come belief is wrong, then I will stand before Jesus confessing that I loved everyone too much, hoping and praying that everyone would come to Christ. But, if I’m right and the new reformers are wrong, they will have to give an account for not taking the Gospel that saves to every person they could reach while they had breath.

dee: I have a challenge for you. *The* pastor John fancies himself a poet. Can you turn your comment into poetry?

He wandered, searching, as
He wondered, perplexed, as
To the address he pondered
Of the 9 beastly marx

Nobody out in the streets of the city
But a few mangy doggies and one mangy kitty
Then he spied the goodwoman out back in her yard
He was on a good mission on behalf of the Lord
So as not to be late
He went through the gate
Goodwoman, pray tell me
Is the goodman at home?
Alas, kindly sir
He has left me alone
So he asked for directions
Defying conventions
What paths must take my feet
To Sixth Avenue and Sixty-sixth street?
Then she carefully told him
So as not to embolden
Any unmasculity
In the nearby vicinity
The directions she sweetly
to Piper did tell
To the 9 beastly marx
At the gateway to hell

GuyBehindtheCurtain: OK. Let’s get serious now.

// introduces my comments/guesses, ?? indicates no solution

0011011000110110001101100001010 // 0666 as char string in ASCII printed in binary (but missing a zero in the 7th hex digit?)

011100110110100101111000001000000110100001110101011011100110010001110010011001010110010000100000011000010110111001100100001000000111001101101001011110000111010001111001001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110011011010010111100000010100001010 // ??

1010011010 // decimal 666 in binary

29A // decimal 666 as hexadecimal
1232 // decimal 666 as octal
363636 // 666 as 3 ASCII chars in printed in base 16 (hex)
and for good measure
f6f6f6 // 3 strings of 6 1s separated by 2 0s
or
E289A740C8A495849985844081958440E289A7A3A84081958440E289A7 // ??

In the spirit of this comment here is one for you that didn’t solve any of yours.
01000100001001101

Nick Bulbeck,

Nick Bulbeck: I realise I’m quoting this a bit out of context, but a part of me has some sympathy for this position. If people will leave an organisation over that, then it’s a kettle of hornets’ nests that I wouldn’t grasp by the horns
either.

Okay, but for a determinist? Can you possibly ‘lose’ any who are ‘elect’ by being honest? My point is that no one actually thinks or acts as if determinism is true, else they would be completely demoralized and unmotivated. If whatsoever is going to happen, and I have absolutely no means of affecting events, what is the point of caring, praying, hoping or doing anything? If people are going to leave, it is because God determined it to be so – or does he use my ‘less than complete truthfulness’ as the means to keep them there? Determinism, if truly believed, would always lead to a sense of pointlessness, or a complete lack of concern about how your words or actions might affect others.

Anyway, back on topic.

Writing out 666 as the product of its prime factors:

2 x 3 x 3 x 37

So: there are three prime factors, the middle being raised to the power of the first, but all three of them subservient in magnitude to the largest, which is nevertheless lower than the number of books in the Old Testament by an amount equal to the lowest prime factor. That lowest prime factor happens to be the same as the number of lenses in John Piper’s glasses: 2. That is, you have one false factor that elevates itself to a high place, but the truth is: it’s not a holy number, just a counterfeit. This proves conclusively that the pope is the antichrist.

Muff Potter,

“Which is why I like to believe as William Blake did, that Jesus really did travel to Brittania as a teen with Joseph of Arimathea.”
+++++++++++++++

perhaps you like the English hymn/anthem “Jerusalem”?

it’s beautiful.

elastigirl: it’s beautiful.

Yes it is, in both inspiration and actual what if.
Imagining those beautiful feet, Almighty God himself walking on England’s shore fills me with emotion I can’t place or describe.

Headless Unicorn Guy,

Hey! That’s my birthday!!!!

Beakerj:
Pastor John,

Hilarious!

You know what is really bad is– I’m thinking about ways I could have improved my poem– like having IX Marx instead of 9.

Somewhereintime:
Headless Unicorn Guy,

Hey!That’s my birthday!!!!

If I could be PROVEN to be The Antichrist by giving a measurement in metric, you can be PROVEN the same by having that birthday.

That’s how silly “Pin-the-Tail-on-The-Antichrist” gets. Even Aslan of Narnia’s been there, and when you get to PROOF that Aslan is The Antichrist, we are all officially in a South Park episode.

Headless Unicorn Guy: That’s how silly “Pin-the-Tail-on-The-Antichrist” gets. Even Aslan of Narnia’s been there, and when you get to PROOF that Aslan is The Antichrist, we are all officially in a South Park episode.

One of my other favorite theories: That that which we call ‘reality’ is often scripted by the same guys who write South Park – and all of our ‘programming’.

At the park-and-ride place I use, all the stalls are numbered.

I often park in stall 666 because its usually one of the last to fill up.

“Anywhere you go,
See three sixes in a row —
PARANOIA!”

Pastor John:
His Wildebeest was wild as the wilderness in her heart–his cleavage as clever as Antichrist’s cleaver. He viceroyed the virgins’ visions as they visited the river, moreover. Red rover. Bed of clover. Clever clover. Oh– and ladies– make sure you respect the masculinity of the stranger asking directions in your BACK yard!

Now the first part of that could actually work as avant-garde “weird poetry”…

122. Looks like we’re going to miss the mark. 😉