“There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the devils. One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them.”― C. S. Lewis
On Friday, I will post a story (or begin a series of stories) about allegations of abuse in Chief Apostle Wendell Archie’s Refurge Temple Ministries. I decided a break from abuse for New Year’s Day might be in order. I found a rather wild story at Baptist News Global: Tucker Carlson seeing demons in his bedroom is not a good sign. The fact that Carlson claimed to be a longtime Episcopalian made this even more fascinating. To be clear from the start, this is NOT a political post. There is no question that Carlson is a conservative, but that is not why I chose this story. I picked it because I was stunned that he claimed to have been mauled by a demon in his sleep, complete with the aftermath of claw marks and bloody sheets.
Robert Morris sees demons around every corner.
I have long been critical of the “theology of demons” being used as an excuse to blame the demon rather than the person admitting to poor behavior or lack of impulse control that led to eyebrow-raising actions. For example, I wrote Robert Morris Admitted to Lots of Demons. Josiah Anthony Said He Had Mental Health Problems. Why Didn’t the Elders and Pewsitters Believe Them?
Robert Morris let us know in this video that demons afflicted him, lots and lots of demons. More demons than James Robison, to be precise. Everyone in the audience yucked it up while listening to this. And this is where everyone made a fatal mistake. If this man claimed to have been so infested with demons, how could anyone trust him to tell the truth? Remember, Satan is the Father of lies. Morris once claimed that Paul was preaching under the influence of demons. I wrote about it in 2014. Do you understand that such a belief calls Paul’s epistles into question?
But was Morris hinting that he was hiding something? I’m not so sure I buy “the demons made me do it,” and all I have to do is get those demons to bond and repent, and the demons will go away. Here is a tricky question that I asked.
Also, has any study been done to see if people who attend Gateway Church have fewer problems with pride, alcohol, pornography, lust, etc.? Since they are delivering people from demons regularly, Morris should have statistics on why Gateway Church is more *demon free* than other churches?
Could it be that Morris focused on the demons because he had a serious problem? Could it be that he knew he was sexually attracted to preteen girls like Cindy Cleminshire? Could it be that he kept needing to be “freed” from demons because he was dealing with a grave sin and a possible paraphilia? Did he take his people on a road trip to get rid of his problem by going the demon route?
Carlson is a devoted Episcopalian who has been critical of that denomination for a long time.
I have written about the “devil made me do it” discussion for over ten years. I even wrote about Robert Morris in 2014, preaching on his favorite subject: “Everyone has got to get rid of their demons, even the Apostle Paul.” That’s his thing. But Tucker Carlson is a lifelong Episcopalian, and it is my understanding that most members of the church would run from anyone mentioning demons, including those that leave claw marks on the impeccably well-dressed Episcopalian bodies. Pearl clutching would commence immediately.
Carlson has been critical of the Episcopal church for years, even though he still attends services.
According to the Intelligencer in Iowa Evangelicals Flock to the Church of Tucker Carlson:
But Carlson is, in conservative eyes, the best kind of Episcopalian — an angry and alienated Episcopalian, as he explained to an Evangelical magazine in 2013:
We still go to the Episcopal Church for all kinds of complicated reasons, but I truly despise the Episcopal Church in a lot of ways. They’re for gay marriage because it’s trendy. It’s another way to express how hip they are. They don’t care at all what God thinks of it, because they actually don’t believe in God. And then the fact that they sanction abortion.
On another occasion, Carlson said his church is “not even a Christian religion at this point.”
Some have commented that he might join the Catholic church, but who knows?
Carlson got clawed by a demon while he slept.
This account absolutely fascinated me the minute I saw it. I watched Carlson from time to time as a Fox News commentator, as I often watch lots of talking heads trying to figure out the affairs of state. I am still rather perplexed by it all, but hope springs eternal. Baptist News Global is a fantastic resource. They cover all sorts of interesting posts that I haven’t seen elsewhere. This was one: Tucker Carlson seeing demons in his bedroom is not a good sign.
Here is how Rodney Kennedy, the writer, described the event.
The deposed Fox News host made this news public in a documentary, Christianities?, hosted by John Heers and directed by Scooter Downey, an Eastern Orthodox Christian who served as an editor on the Tucker Carlson Originals series.
…The Seattle Times reported on this curious segment of the documentary.
The attack happened “in my bed at night and I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed and mauled, physically mauled … by a demon or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides,” Carlson says.
The newspaper reports a 5-minute segment of the documentary “includes creepy music, reenactments of Carlson firing a gun and dogs running through the woods in slow motion.”
According to Carlson, his wife and dogs slept through the attack but he woke up out of breath, walked to his bathroom and saw bloody claw marks on his rib cage, under his arms and on his left shoulder.
He thought he had a bad dream until he saw bloody sheets on his bed, he says.
His response to these nocturnal events? A “very intense” need to read the Bible.
“That happened to me,” he says. “No one has to believe me. I don’t care.”
He sleeps with four dogs? Although I do not sleep with my two pugs, they are allowed on the bed early in the morning to doze with us. I have often awakened with red streaks on various parts of my body due to the dogs shifting around or jockeying in the eternal game of “Who gets to sleep closer to Mom.” But Carlson claims he saw bloody sheets. Had that happened to me, I would have taken pictures while screaming at my husband to “Do something!”
I assumed we would hear how he called his pastor/priest for an emergency visit to bounce (or exorcise) the demon, but it appears the demon went dark until he ( wait…do demons have genders?) or it went on another slash attack.
Here are my questions.
- If demons can claw Christians while they sleep, why don’t we see lots of Christians with wounds all over their bodies?
- Why Tucker Carlson? Why aren’t lots of high-profile people getting mauled by demons?
- Why are there no examples of Christians in the Bible getting slashed or physically harmed so that it is noticeable by demons?
- If demons can physically attack Christians, what prevents them from hurting them so severely that they need to go to get medical care, which would document what happened?
- Do demons prevent the victim from taking pictures of the wounds so that a pathologist can look at them?
- If demons can slash a person, do the wounds ever get infected, or are the claws of demons sterile?
- If Carlson knew most wouldn’t believe him, why did he tell his story?
- How does he know it was one demon? Could it have been five demons?
I confess that I do not believe Carlson and worry that he may need professional help.
I have a simple view of demons. They exist; their job is to “fan the flames ” of our transgressions. I heard one pastor say they function like old-fashioned bellows, a bag-like device with handles that blow air onto a fire to keep the flame burning. If demons could physically harm us, they could also physically prevent us from doing the work that Jesus called us to do. The Covering: God’s Plan to Protect You from Evil by Hank Hanegraaff is a short book that sums up where I currently stand.
I suspect others will disagree with me. I look forward to the discussion.
From all I’ve seen Mr. Carlson appears to be a man desperate for attention and willing to say or do anything, absolutely anything, that gets him fame, viewership and a monetary following. That said…
I’ve worked decades in rural villages abroad where interactions with evil spirits is common including demonic manifestations and possession. My closest friend came from a family of village priests where each succeeding generation invited the spirits to possess them. These men (and sometimes women) were the go-to healers and “spirit doctors” whom fellow villagers trusted to ward off greater evils. Interestingly, when my friend and his family turned to Jesus he reported it was the first time in generations that no one in the extended family was sick. As he said, “Even though we had some level of power over spirits, we were in bondage to them like everyone else.”
I’ve seen plenty of people possessed by demons, talked with plenty of people who were delivered of demons and have prayed deliverance for people who had demonic possession. Not a single person I’ve seen or talked to ever reported physical marks or blood from demonic interactions. That said, some under the influence of evil spirits have attacked others and drawn blood. If Mr. Carlson did interact with a demon it would be more than likely he clawed himself unawares.
I can attest that demons do bother people in their sleep as I’ve had this experience myself over the years. Not frequently but often enough that I know when it’s happening. Sometimes it feels like I can barely breathe. Other times it felt like dread coming into the room. When it happens I pray in Jesus name telling the entity to leave and it does.
NOTE: I rarely experience such visible demonic manifestations like this while in America. My observation is that demonic deception in Western countries manifests more through smooth & deceptive speech and misinformation. Which if you think of it, is the very medium Mr. Carlson employs to gain his fame. So perhaps his experience with a demon is not so surprising.
Fisher(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
In TC’s case it’s probably more a “demon drink” problem, or whatever chemical or other pharmaceutical “enhancements” play a role in his life – that and/or the fact he has *four* dogs sleeping in his bed.
Gus(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Gus,
“…the fact he has *four* dogs sleeping in his bed.”
Also, let’s not forget the even more obvious and likely… Tucker’s wife….
Benny S(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Maybe he’s trying to establish Christianese street cred?
After all, Satan finding you worthy of special attention/special attack is PROOF of your Holiness.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
No kink-shaming here, please! 😉
But seriously: I think that living with such a man for prolonged periods of time could drive the most peaceful and mild-mannered woman to unleash her (consciuos or subconscious) aggression.
Gus(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Fisher,
I am very skeptical of these Spiritual Warfare types who “discern” Demons in every closet, under every bed, in every Goodwill sweater, piece of fantasy art on your wall, and everyone they meet, casting one out mano-a-mano every 30 seconds.
In my entire life, I have had only ONE paranormal experience along those lines (“Fullerton Freakout”, circa 1980) and it did NOT follow the standard Christiaenese Demon Encounter Script. At all.
All I can say about these Mighty Demon Fighters is like the seven sons of Sceva, they have never run into a real one. I have. And it’s an experience you do NOT want to repeat.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Proverb from my old D&D days:
“You can do more damage with one properly-placed Suggestion spell than with a dozen Fireballs.”
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
“My name is Legion, for We are Many.”
(Quit handing me such perfect straight lines, Dee…)
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
In my only probable encounter (the “Fullerton Freakout” cited above), the hostile could only “hit me with a D&D Fear spell”, what psychics call an “Emotion-feed” or “E-Feed”, implanting an emotion — in that case, mind-killing absolute Fear and Terror (which faded away over 12-24 hours). Nothing physical. All an observer could see would have been me having an extreme terror attack coming out of nowhere. And it hit me with it in an apparent fit of rage, blowing its cover and exposing itself to counterattack.
These Mighty Spiritual Warrior types think “Spiritual Warfare” (and I ate that term) is some sort of High-Level D&D LARP with themselves as High-Level Clerics and Paladins. In the real world it’s more like Cold War Intelligence Warfare – covert ops in the shadows, propaganda warfare, planting disinformation, manipulation to gain Influence, plausible deniability in a low-signal/high-noise environment. (The high-noise being superstition and Conspiracy Crackhead stuff confusing the issue and hiding/jamming any real signal.)
Some lore from unreliable narrators (like YouTube/Reddit accounts) suggest that these things have some sort of range limit, and that if you get out of range they can’t follow or hit you. The only mention of a “possession range limit” (of 400 meters) came from an apocryphal story of some off-duty soldiers fron “Fort Hoochy-Kooch” (Ft Huachua in southern Arizona) doing something with a Ouija board in Tombstone.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Those who bring truth on large scale can be attacked because they want them to shut up. They’re are many people who have been attacked in many different ways. Trucker is just one who is willing to say it out loud. I’m glad for it because too many don’t believe in the unseen and that’s most Christians. They read the bible but don’t believe what they read. They have too much ego to admit they don’t believe it and condemn those who question and look for truth and all the lies.
Rosa Monroe(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
This one handed me lots of straight lines, and I had to control myself.
dee(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I do read my Bible and the fact that I regularly confess my sins leads me to believe that my ego is somewhat intact. Please tell me why we don’t see many “walking wounded” in the Christian community.
dee(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Headless Unicorn Guy,
Someday, I will sit down and spend an evening with you. Your comments often amaze me.
dee(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
THAT HIDEOUS STRENGTH – CS LEWIS
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One the one hand it is a brilliant novel, on the other hand it logically supports the existence of the demonic and suggest that, as Scripture says, human shouldn’t go there.
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I think there are individuals who are more discerning of evil than others – and that this discernment can cause them problems.
I have never wanted to explore that territory.
senecagriggs(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Carlson and all his devotees are as loopy as licorice.
Muff Potter(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Gus,
It’s also worth remembering that, in the case of Tucker Carlson, “prolonged periods of time” probably aren’t actually very long.
Benny S(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Like Fisher, I spent a number of years overseas in a developing country where people both feared and dabbled in the demonic. I have no doubts at all that non-Christians that get too far into the demonic can be heavily influenced. However, I don’t believe that Christians can be possessed as we no longer belong to the kingdom of darkness but to the kingdom of light.
I’ve also worked around addicts and the mentally ill. Their behavior can often look at what we might think to be possession.
As to Tucker C, I have no use or respect for him. He is an attention seeker, especially since he is not as influential as he once was. He might want to keep an eye on his dogs. I have a cat that is allowed in my bedroom at night because he often mistakes my toes for sausages, and he bites them.
Linn(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Before his ouster from Fox, Tucker was going to release a documentary advocating for the invasion (liberation) of Canada. A ball your incoming president has run with.
My 16 year old kid is an air cadet. He told me that if the Americans invaded him and his friends would let them get settled in….then make them pay.
How many kids over the generations from occupied Europe and Asia to Vietnam and Ukraine have had similar conversations among themselves when faced with a stronger opponent?
So yeah, FU very much…the demons can have Tucker.
Jack(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
dee,
Invite me, please. I’ll bring snacks!
Cynthia W.(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Back during and after college, I attended a nondenominational church with a notably mentally ill young woman who was established there. Some people in the congregation thought she was demon-possessed because of the odd movements she made with her mouth, BUT prolonged use of Antipsychotics can cause involuntary movements, including lips and tongue, as a side effect.
readingalong(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
dee,
One example, my father-in-law, which is the most devoted Christian I know has seen demons walking in his house. Another person was attacked much worse than Trucker. Then there is the mental depression, the fear….I can go on and on. Anyone can be oppressed or attacked. The church is full of oppressed people. Just because someone is a Christian doesn’t mean demons wouldn’t do anything against you…..seems like it would be more reason to attack.
Rosa Monroe(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I want to go on record that while there are things in this world that we don’t fully understand, when people bring up “the demonic”, it’s a great way to dehumanize the other. “They” are influenced by the demons; “they” have sicced demons on us!
Give me a break. We have plenty of humans who fit the bill without appealing to the demonic.
I don’t have answers but laying all evil at the feet of the demonic is a cop out.
If there’s a Satan, he’s the laziest son of a gun you’re going to meet. Sitting on a cosmic couch like Jabba the hut eating corn chips and laughing at us.
The church I used to attend got into the Lakeland FL awakening in the 2ks. What a snap show that was.
Kiss whatever blarney stone you want, Tucker and his ilk just want your eye off the ball.
Jack(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
He sleeps with FOUR DOGS and he is shocked that he ONCE woke up with claw marks while the dogs were not alarmed?
Absolute stupidity knows no bounds. Either his own, or the stupidity of followers he is playing for fools.
Sandy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Although I’ve read Fisher’s excellent comment, I’ve not yet finished reading all the comments. When I read your comment, Headless Unicorn Guy, I wanted to reply….
I’ve had two encounters with demons (each time, there was more than one). And I agree with you, Headless Unicorn Guy, it’s NOT an experience you want to repeat. For that matter, it’s not an experience you want to have even once. 🙂
Now back to eating lunch…. 🙂
researcher(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
And the two DO overlap.
There are those whose Addictive Drug of Choice is The Occult.
These guys can range from laughingstocks to seriously delusional to a worst-case of dumbass fanboy linking up with something REAL Paranormal/Supernatural and Hostile.
My writing partner (the burned-out country preacher) spent some time in Ecuador; he described the local Brujos/Brujas as end-stage Occult Addicts, as burned-out as any tweaker who’d been strung out on Crystal Meth for years. (We’re talking Gollum and his Precioussss country – any high long since gone, leaving only the tunnel-vision craving for more and more and more.)
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Question: You know that in Christianese, Demon Encounters from Pious Piper to Bab Larson (and that Jack Chick tract on the subject) always follow the same script. Almost word for word. My run-in didn’t follow that script at all; did yours also break the script?
P.S. I think Bob Larson also claimed to be under Special Attention by SATAN as Proof of his Superior Godliness (take that, all you Lukewarms!). Including having Satan personally finger-write nastygrams to him on his fogged-up bathroom mirrors (a shtick also used in the movie Ghost). Yeah, like a RL Morgoth would have larger-scale schemes than slipping a woopee cushion under the butt of some preacher too full of himselt.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Remember holy Nincompoop Syndrome:
The more Stupid and Ignorant you are, the more Godly and Spiritual you must be.
(AKA “The Wisdom of God is Foolishness to Men” played backwards.)
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Remember the preface from Screwtape Letters about the two errors men make regarding the race of devils – to either deny their very existence or to acknowledge their existence and take an unhealthy interest in them.
And there are a lot of Christians who are in the second camp with a Christian Deliverance Ministry coat of paint. Just because someone is a Christian doesn’t mean they can’t go off the deep end. Especially when they go mental in a way that looks and sounds Spiritual.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Or “Trucker” is lying to boost his reputation and/or get in good with the incoming regime.
Like that one big name whose name I can’t remember who went full Pentecostal by tonguing “Pookie-Poo!” faster and faster and faster.
Back when years AD had two digits there was this book called the Didache about the early church.
Over a third of that book is How to Recognize a Con Man in the pulpit.
That’s how far back it goes.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Like many, I’m generally sceptical when someone raises the issue of demonic forces overtly influencing them because I discern they are simply rationalising – psychology 101- their anti social behaviour to save face and absolve themselves. More often than not, I put these responses down to internal anxiety, flawed self image, and plain old weak character and willful sin for gratification.
Regarding the origin, nature and manifestations of evil and sin. I’ve tried over many years to work out what was happening in the hearts and minds of those men and women who committed atrocious criminal acts to millions of defenceless men, women and children during the 1930s & 1940s, which was a much recorded period in modern history?
To date, I have not heard or read anything related to anyones overt demonic influences or driving forces. Rather, it was either conditioned hostility towards real or perceived threats, fear of differences, authoritative control, or some form of nebulous indifference.
It’s interesting that after analysing and interviewing numerous defendants during and post the Nuremberg trials, the appointed psychologist Gustave Gilbert concluded by defining ‘evil’ as, “the absence of empathy.”
“When he saw the crowds, he had compassion on them” Matt 9
Ian Docker(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Or, it is possible Carlson is giving what is (sometimes in the sales game) called an IQ test to his viewers. As in, “I know most won’t buy this, but those who do are telling me something important about themselves. Something that I can use.” I believe this is conscious on Carlson’s part. I also believe a similar pattern goes on every day in abusive churches.
Believer(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Another time I wish TWW had an AGREE or UPVOTE button. Thanks HUG
Believer(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Like the deliberately scammy and spammy scam emails (peddling 3% from some Nigerian prince’s millions and other get-rich-quick schemes) designed to weed out the vigilant and the suspicious, to concentrate on the remaining (smaller number of the) gullible.
Gus(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
A former pastor told a story about how he struggled through a puzzling period of depression and wondered if he was “under attack.” Then he realized he had been overindulging in a caffeinated, carbonated, artificially sweetened beverage. Cutting out said beverage lifted the depression within a day. He definitely believed in demonic forces, but wisely counseled the listeners to consider physical causes before jumping to conclusions.
Borgie(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Unfortunately, too many Christians go for the Supernatural explanation first.
And the more Spectacular the Supernatural explanation, the better.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Tucker who?
Ava Aaronson(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Headless Unicorn Guy,
Me too HUG. I never went looking for any of what I experienced regarding the demonic realm. It just happened because the societies where I lived gave time and energy to them. In America it seems like much of what gets passed off as demonic is really just people behaving badly.
Fisher(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Fisher,
” In America it seems like much of what gets passed off as demonic is really just people behaving badly.”
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or scapegoating someone/something to deflect attention & shirk accountability
or the childish tactics of cultural warfare in creating enemies for the out-group so you can draw people to your own in-group
…you know, christian culture as per usual
elastigirl(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
having said that, i’ve experienced a few frightening things.
-in a hotel in Mendocino, CA next to a cemetary – my husband and I both felt a presence in the room at night, very spooky and disturbing
-in my teen years, one evening at home everyone in my family was getting mad at eachother for inexplicable reasons. it kept escalating.
we were all in the kitchen/family room and it reached some kind of crescendo….
the carved wooden “JESUS” in the shape of a fish that was hanging on our fireplace popped off the wall with force and broke.
i don’t necessarily ascribe “demonic” to these things. Paranormal things exist, involving energy of some kind.
elastigirl(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
my great aunt was a missionary in asia. while praying outside one day, she saw a green humanoid ‘creature’ sitting on a tree branch laughing at her in a mocking kind of way.
who knows…
elastigirl(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
our cat sleeps with us under the covers. sometimes i wake up with claw marks.
it was the cat.
elastigirl(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I worked in a mental hospital as psychiatric nursing aid for 8 years from 1988 to 1996. I worked on all wards including with some of the worst cases of schizophrenia you can imagine. And don’t think folks aren’t intelligent…they know what their mind is doing and they can’t stop it. If there’s a god, then I hope these men and women get a direct to heaven because they did their time in hell…no demons required.
Jack(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Makes sense.
Now about the guy with four dogs in his bed, claiming demons clawed him?
Maybe, not so much.
Ava Aaronson(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
My encounters DEFINITELY did not follow the script. 🙂
The first time, I was laying on my chesterfield when a demon “went” by, going from my bedroom where my — now-very-long-time-ex 🙂 — very short-term “partner” slept (omitting all details for my safety and protection), and “out” my front door. I don’t know how to describe it, other than to say that it was like a large, “dark” “black” “energy” went by….it completely ignored me.
The second time, I was alone in my condo where I now live (omitting all details for my safety and protection) when two demons like I described above — large, “dark” “black” “energy” — “appeared”. I was sitting on my chesterfield….I was terrified. I didn’t move. I don’t know why they left, other than to say that my condo was — as it always is 🙂 — full of pure love — “white” “energy”. I’m assuming the pure love drove the demons out. 🙂
researcher(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Gus,
Yes, Gus. Exactly like that. It can be very sophisticated. Think of the 100’s of emails I’ve received “from” President Trump! People believe that. Also, consider how many videos and courses are devoted to a new “Stock Trading formula” or something similar. Weak thinkers never consider that if you really had something like that, you’d not waste ONE MINUTE trying to train anyone else, you’d simply use it! But, the gullible keep lining up.
Believer(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Hi All, wishing everyone a happy new year! Take care and all the best. Peace.
Jack(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
We don’t have any dogs; instead, we have Plush Bears. They sleep on the chest of drawers.
On an unrelated note, I’ve never woken up with claw marks.
I hope this is helpful.
Nick Bulbeck(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Very helpful.
Ava Aaronson(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
dee,
I don’t follow, can you explain slightly less briefly please?
Michael in UK(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Those people (loopy-as-licorice-christians), would still burn ‘witches’ too if they could.
Fortunately, they don’t, and will never have the power they so desperately crave.
Muff Potter(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I can’t speak for Mr Carlson and have no idea what he did, or did not, experience; nor can I do more than speculate on what did, or did not, cause it. I lean towards being sceptical about his being attacked by a demon; well-known broadcasters who oppose abortionandhomosexuality are ten a penny, and they don’t all claim to be attacked by demons for the stand they’re making, true or otherwise. (Even I, by contrast, have recently been scratched by a dog. Though I was out running, not in bed, and the scratches weren’t even close to drawing blood.)
I have, however, spent much more time than is good for me in church settings where intensely physical spiritual experiences (so to speak) were celebrated and/or expected. Wartburgers over a certain age may remember the “Toronto Blessing”, and the church I was in at the time certainly jumped on that bandwagon quite bigly. During the 90’s I went to many church services * whose primary purpose was to enable people to fall over, jump up and down whilst bent double, roll on the floor barking like fish, or d) all of the above. I never once felt so much as a single goosebump in any of them. There is at least some biblical evidence that not everyone who fell over in Jesus’ presence was demon-possessed or part of a mob come to arrest Him, but even so I think most of this is learned behaviour.
I have, once, encountered a presence that I still think was demonic. This was a short encounter, and the tale would be unlikely to interest the YouTube algorithm.
* I had to, as I was in the band.
Nick Bulbeck(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Sounds like my other, minor paranormal encounter. A couple years before COVID, I was chillin’ in a friend’s church office in rural Pennsylvania when SOMETHING went past the office door. About man-sized, no shape, just a movement past the open office door that was past before I could react. I later found out the place had the reputation of being haunted; occasional nuisance-level poltergeist activity (like close up the building, turn off all the lights, go across the road to the parsonage, look back and see all the lights on); nothing sinister or creepy, just nuisance. Church was built on the site of a 19th Century house; I just classify it as more “ghost sighting” than anything else.
Regarding you description of both encounters: Did the “large, dark, black, energies” have any discernible shape, or just an amorphous blob, or (like mine above) it went past too quick for you to get any good look at it? Because a lot of recent Internet paranormal lore includes “shadow people”, apparitions which appear as a shadow in human shape, sometimes with two res glows where eyes would be. (According to cryptid lore, red glowing eyes on an anomalous cryptid indicate a Supernatural and probable Bad News.) There’s also a variant of shadow people called “hat man” whose silhouette includes a wide-brimmed hat; this one has the reputation of a bad omen.
P.S. “Chesterfield”? You from the Great White North, eh? I remember hearing from a guy in college that “chesterfield” was Canadian for “sofa”, probably a genericazation of a common brand name (like “Xeros” and “aspirin”). Where I am well south of the border, “Chesterfield” was a brand name of cigarettes in the 1960s & 70s.
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(The bold was done by me.)
That.
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🙂
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researcher,
And for the record, my 1980 experience that fit the description but otherwise didn’t follow the script:
MY FULLERTON FREAKOUT
This happened some time in 1980; I’d been out of college for two years and was living in Monrovia, working in North Hollywood, and driving 30 miles to Cal State Fullerton on Saturday nights for my regular FRP gaming all-nighters. At the time it was mostly <i.RuneQuest instead of D&D, maybe other Chaosium games with occasional “I’ll try anything once” new releases by my regular game master Wayne Shaw. All at Cal State Fullerton, third floor Langsdorf Hall, just off the elevators.
Cal State Fullerton had its own oral history of the weird; there had been a lone-gunman mass shooting in the Library some years previously, the open balconies on the front of the 8-story Humanities Building attracted suicide jumpers, there was a poltergeist story connected to a convenience store the other side of the 57 Freeway, and Wayne told me there was a leftover orange grove on-campus he avoided because it looked REAL spooky at night.
Usual bunch of gamers that night (fandoms such as this attract some really odd types); I remember sitting in the corridor with a few other gamers going on about something from a real character I’d known at Cal Poly. The game session must have ended early (i.e. around midnight) because a lot of us decamped to Wayne’s place (a student apartment complex just north of the campus) for an after-meeting “recreational thinking skull session”. Wayne would have been “holding court” in bare feet with a big mug of Dr Pepper (Mountain Dew didn’t become the drink of gamers until years later) and we would have been yakking about just any subject.
THAT’s when things got Weird. At some point during the night I got the sensation that something was sizing me up. A “Behinder Effect” where I KNEW there was something watching me, but whichever way I turned it would always jump behind me so I could never see what it was. The feeling kept growing, until by the time we were at Wayne’s it was very intense.
I don’t remember the details, but I DID get some sort of direction on it — a few degrees east of north. Later I traced the direction on a map, and found a line in that direction would pass through Brea Canyon (reputation for anomalous car trouble), Cal Poly Pomona (where I went to school), and ending somewhere around Death Valley.
I remember making some sort of quick silent prayer (don’t remember exactly what, but at that time it would most likely have been evangelical-style with the ritual ending “In Jesus’ Name, Amen”). Immediately after the ritual ending my ears started ringing for a few seconds (a phenomenon I later found out from a very unreliable source was called “a psychic bell”), then It Hit Me from out of nowhere like flipping a light switch on. A sudden all-consuming wall of pee-your-pants FEAR. Utter TERROR. The only way to describe it is I got hit with a D&D Fear Spell and fumbled my saving throw. And it just kept up at full intensity.
I think Wayne and the others tried to talk me down from my obvious instant-onset near-breakdown. I vaguely remember him saying “You don’t know half the Weird Shit that goes on around here,” but don’t remember if it was then or afterwards. Around 2-3 Ayem I recovered enough to be able to drive home, but I sure didn’t get any sleep that night.
The next morning the Fear Spell had faded to where I could think in complete sentences again, and I got on the phone to two guys from the Cal Poly Gang: Jim Gass (my old dorm roomie), and Bob Atmur (both Christian, both fannishly weird) and told them what had happened. They both came over that night and we had some sort of prayer meeting around my kitchen table. Don’t remember the details (never been much of a praying man, so I know they did most of the talking), but I DO remember a sensation like sitting above a floor heater with warm air billowing around me. After which, we all went out for pizza.
A week or two later, I was back at Cal State for game night, keeping my mouth shut and my eyes and ears open. From various sources over the next few weeks:
* Larry (another gamer with a rep for being interested in paranormal things) was either in the hospital (with a sudden life-threatening staph infection) or had just been discharged (it responded to treatment — “next thing I know I’m in a quarantine ward with antibiotic IVs in each arm”).
* This may have been when Wayne told me the “You don’t know half the Weird Shit…” quote from above.
* General talk (don’t remember the sources) how the Weirdness that had been going on had stopped abruptly that Sunday after my freakout (the day Jim & Bob had that little get-together around my kitchen table).
* One of Wayne’s roomies (not the stoner but the other one whose name I can’t remember) much later related at some point that he’d had some weird experiences around that time. Once he claimed he woke up to find some sort of apparition dressed like a 17th Century Cavalier in his room who spoke to him; he thought this was most probably a waking dream. And once he said he saw Wayne in the living room making dome odd hand gestures at something on the ceiling like a spot of anomalous shiny mist moving around; he was sure this wasn’t a dream.
So that was it. Nothing like this happened before, nothing since, naturally no physical evidence unless you want to link Larry’s hospitalization, and the only apparent link was the timing. No Pagan Temple Screamers, no Operation Ice Castle, none of the usual Spiritual Warrior shticks. Just something that happened, got attacked, called in some Big Guns for a response, things shut down, nothing since.
Some 15 years later in 1994 I adapted the experience into an FRP game scenario for TriTac’s Stalking the Night Fantastic (contemporary-supernatural milieu where the player-characters are “Government-Sanctioned Ghostbusters”). Never saw print because the scenario pack project fell through.
And 40 years later, four things about the encounter, i.e. Intel analysis:
1) Whatever it was, it was HOSTILE.
2) The immediate ATTACK when I did that prayer in Wayne’s living room that night. Instantaneous fangs-out response from Whatever It Was. And that it only was able to mess with my head and emotions, nothing physical. Suggestion (and Emotional Trigger) instead of Fireball.
3) That messing with my mind seemed to be all it was capable of; NOTHING physical.
4) And if Whatever It Was hadn’t reacted with sudden blind rage, it could have continued on doing whatever it was doing; I would have just been a little creeped out by the Behinder Effect, but not enough to do anything. By hitting me in a blind rage it blew its cover and ended up getting counterattacked.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Here’s an interesting testimony from a guy regarding jumping on, and off, another bandwagon quite bigly:
https://www.commonwealmagazine.org/my-three-years-christian-cult
If the link doesn’t work:
My Three Years in a Christian Cult … On leaving the Shiloh Fellowship by Peter Schwendener
December 30, 2024 Commonweal
http://www.commonwealmagazine.org
Ava Aaronson(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
The original Chesterfield, of course, is in the north-east of Englandshire. Famously, Chesterfield Parish Church has a wonky spire. (Wiki entry here:
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Nick Bulbeck(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I gotcher’ demon right here…
—Joe Pesci —
Muff Potter(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Tucker Carlson….. 4 dogs……
I’m hoping his wife came to her senses, got fed up with him, pulled the covers back, drizzled gravy all over him, and sat back to watch the show.
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Speaking as one who took a deep dive into the occult decades ago, I had demonic encounters in terms of feeling oppressed and experiencing utter terror, especially at night. When I came to the Lord, I learned to memorize Scriptures and get up read when these “entities” seemingly showed up. Interestingly, sporadically to this day I still experience dreams where I am told that Satan is out to harm me, that I am not a true believer, etc. I get up, turn on the lights and read my Bible, followed by prayer. Rinse, lather, repeat.
I was never physically harmed except for a temporary inability to breathe. According to the doctor, I am fine.
Carlson had some sort of experience, and we cannot dispute that. Obviously he claims to see scratches and blood–and we have no explanation. Nevertheless, it’s just plain weird….
Old Timer(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Yeah, the “four dogs” hypothesis seems like a stretch.
Let’s go with demons.
Sandy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
4 dogs sharing a bed with 2 people. Hmmm. Occam’s razor would tell you a dog scratched him moving in its sleep. My dog regularly “runs” in its sleep. He may also have incorporated the sensation of being scratched into a dream before he was fully awake and his mind came up with demons in the dream.
I’ve certainly had the experience of falling asleep listening to a podcast and realized on awakening that I’d incorporated elements of what was being said on the podcast into a dream.
There can also be a period between sleeping and being fully awake when what’s real and what’s a dream can be blurred.
So Carlson may actually believe that he was scratched by demons, for all I know.
However, there is then the decision to tell the story publicly.
How many times do we read a story about a pastor caught up in some kind of abuse scandal and they attribute the victim’s truth-telling to a demonic attack? And how many times is that specifically interpreted as happening because of what great things perpetrator pastor is doing for the kingdom? It’s so predictable it could be called part of Pastor DARVO.
So I vote for combination of real dog scratches, dream, and telling the dream because he’s aware of how that is interpreted by many, making him a very.important.person with a very.important.heroic role to play.
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Headless Unicorn Guy,
then It Hit Me from out of nowhere like flipping a light switch on. A sudden all-consuming wall of pee-your-pants FEAR. Utter TERROR.
Old Timer,
“utter terror, especially at night. …a temporary inability to breathe.”
+++++++++++++
yes, same experience on 2 occasions (including the hotel in Mendocino). I didn’t go into detail, but now that you’ve mentioned it….
out of nowhere, totally unexpected – extreme terror landed on me
couldn’t breath, couldn’t move, couldn’t speak, until I somehow managed to vocalize a prayer invoking “Jesus”.
Then it left.
it was sort of like being “up” on defibrillator paddles for the longest time (15, 20 seconds at least?) and then suddenly released and and back down.
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Or to quote Thundarr the Barbarian…”Demon Dogs!”
Jack(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
On the one hand, and then again on the other hand.
We have lived in cultures where idols were worshipped, and demons called up. Even had a child decide to dabble in Satanism, and all those young teens had follow up experiences that were verified or even seen by folks that were definitely not the kind to see demons under every bed. So yeah, it happens. Unmistakable physical manifestations witnessed by two or more people as they happened. Not seen by demon chasing nut cases, but by believers and even by unbelievers who were scared spitless at what they saw.
But on the other hand, I too am prone to sudden bouts of absolute gut wrenching terror where I am unable to move, call out, or do anything but pray. They happen either when I am falling asleep but not yet asleep, asleep and rousing but not quite awake, or when I first wake up. According to the docs our bodies naturally release a neurotransmitter that basically semi paralyzes us. We are seldom aware of that. But if we waken just enough at just the wrong time we cannot move, have difficulty breathing, and experience horrifying terror. Until, that is, the brain gets the signal we are waking and shuts off that neurotransmitter.
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I’ve never had a ‘supernatural’ experience, nor do I want one, good or bad.
I prefer to remain rooted in rational reality, no irrational denominators thank you very much.
Muff Potter(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I think the dream was nothing more than a daydream about all of the attention he used to get.
I think the poor baby is grasping at straws for ways to get attention, now……. and he probably thinks more people will believe him than not.
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Tuckyo Rose also thinks he is being afflicted by Orbital Mind Control Lasers set up the Zionists, Jews, President Zelenskyy, the Military Industrial Complex, the Illuminati, Gnomes of Zurich, etc. I think both he and MTG order Aluminum Foil by the pallet, all the while Putin has his hands up their behinds using them as sock puppets.
Ras al Ghul(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
And Christians are the most gullible of all, the easiest of easy marks.
Just speak the proper Christianese cheat codes and they’ll swallow anything.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I can check my Old School D&D library (all the way back to Greyhawk) for the stats on Hell Hounds…
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Nancy2(aka Kevlar),
Personally?
I think it’s a steaming pile of horse-malarkey.
Muff Potter(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Woo.
There’s a similar old Craftsman house somewhere in the north end of Whittier, California, that holds a similar experience for me. (Though I didn’t dive in as deep as he did into the one in East Lansing, Michigan.)
Charismatic, Shepherding called “discipling”, Elders in their early twenties, Gifts of Discernment (discerning Demons in every closet and under every bed) — he even mentioned Pigs in the Parlor!
I wonder if his was another overripe fruit of the Jesus People Movement, though East Lansing seems a long way from SoCal.
P.S. This excerpt from the article, when he was leaving and got pressured to stay:
i.e. He got taken up on a mountaintop and shown the Promise of POWER (acolyte to the Mighty Spiritual Warrior), RICHES (access to the group’s assets), and NOOKIE. All if he would just stay and bend the knee. Where have we heard this one before?
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
I have not read all of the comments, so please excuse me if this has already been mentioned: Tucker has actually promoted the health benefits of “testicle tanning.”
Patty Hanlon(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Have had a few experiences like that myself. So have a few guys I’ve known over the years. Makes for some wild and interesting stories, though I doubt I’d be able to upload them here.
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Problem is, sometimes one of those “irrational denominators” finds You.
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Sounds a LOT more intense than what happened to me; I was fully awake and responsive the whole time, and the Fear and its adrenaline aftermath wore off gradually over the next several hours.
There is a known medical phenomenon called “sleep paralysis” with similar symptoms to your experiences, but that only happens in the transition/twilight zone between sleep and awake.
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Woo is right. Schwendener, fortunately, exited the cult. Just in time. Your summation of what the cult was offering him to stay is spot on. And very disturbing. The Promises of Power, Riches, and Etc. – just where have we seen that before…
Schwendener mentions Derek Prince. Prince was before my time, however, I’ve read some of his books. I had no idea Prince claimed to be an exorcist and practiced exorcism at his rallies – as a spectacle – among Christians. Seems like a stretch. Just who loves spectacles… not Jesus, that’s for sure. Could be the other guy.
Schwendener seems sincere. Unlike the Tuckdude.
Thx for reading the story and giving feedback. I was hoping someone would. Get another POV. Appreciated.
Ava Aaronson(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Sounds very Alpha/Sigma Male to me.
Tanning Their Most Vital Organ.
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Whenevr3e I hear of such Charismatic Spiritual Warfare Spectacles, two things come to mind.
1) Voudun — Legba has opened de gate; de Loa mount their Horses and ride, ride, ride.
2) The priests of Baal hopping around screaming and slashing themselves with knives during their showdown with Elijah atop Mt Carmel. (You do know “Ba’al” can be translated as “Lord”, don’t you?)
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Gus,
Tucker doesn’t drink or do drugs! I believe The Lord has been calling him for years and he was ignoring Him! But I will say the Christians who have reached out to him and have influence on him are reformed in their theology. They are the ones teaching him now and I’ve shed tears thinking of how he truly was searching for truth all these years and now he’s believing lies about God’s character.
I know that went a little off subject, but I’ve prayed for Tucker for years, and I was so thrilled when I saw his transformation. He’s a lifelong learner and he now has bad theology being introduced to him! My prayer is maybe The Lord is trying to get him to wake up to the deception he’s falling into and he scratched himself!!.
Ateam(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Four dogs
OR
For god
Divine intervention
OR
Canine intervention
I still believe in four dogs.
Sandy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Have you heard about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He woke up wondering if there was a dog.
Grumpy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Some Rabbi from Nazareth rejecting a similar offer on the pinnacle of the Second Temple?
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Sandy,
This reminds me of an article I read years ago that someone said that demons were possessing a child’s stuffed animals and tub toys because he was getting sick before his parents got rid of them. As someone who has asthma and allergies it’s more likely that the boy was allergic to dust and mold which can be in such toys rather than demon possession. A few days ago I had swollen eyes and a scratchy throat from my allergies, but I knew it was the crazy Texas weather and not demon possession. I even told my friends on Facebook to pray for me to get well from my allergies not to exorcise demons in my house.
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Headless Unicorn Guy,
“medical phenomenon called “sleep paralysis””
+++++++++++++
could be. in general, i like to prove supernatural hypotheses wrong.
…only because i know there are legit ones.
and i’m ever curious about everything.
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In my first encounter, the one were there was only one demon, the large, “dark” “black” “energy” definitely had a shape….it wasn’t an amorphous blob. I wasn’t able to define the shape….partly because it was moving so quickly, and partly because the shape — while having a clear outline and my being unable to see through it — didn’t have a shape I could define. The demon was seen, but not felt.
In my second encounter, the one where there were two demons, I didn’t see anything….I DEFINITELY felt them, though. 🙂 And they felt of large, “dark” “black” “energy”….I felt the demons, but I didn’t see them.
And you wrote:
You’re right, I live in Canada 🙂 although I don’t know how many Canadians use the word “chesterfield”. Maybe my using the word “chesterfield” comes from my parents using it when I was growing up. 🙂 I never bothered to change what I said 🙂 ….I never needed to. 🙂 When I say “chesterfield”, I mean “sofa”. 🙂 When I was looking into buying a new chesterfield 🙂 — um, sofa 🙂 — awhile ago, I had to start using the word “sofa” in online my searches. 🙂
And until you mentioned it, I’d completely forgotten about the brand of cigarettes called “Chesterfields”. 🙂 But then, I’ve never been a smoker. 🙂
Me being me….something that you’re comment made me think of, Headless Unicorn Guy — and my apologies if my sense of humour hurts or insults anyone. 🙂 Maybe when you wrote “There’s also a variant of shadow people called “hat man” whose silhouette includes a wide-brimmed hat; this one has the reputation of a bad omen.”, they were thinking of the “Marlboro Man” (who promoted “Marlboro” brand of cigarettes). And we now know how bad smoking is for people’s health (both the smoker and the person who breathes secondary smoke). 🙂
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Oops….typo. 🙂 That should have read “in my online searches”.
researcher(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
From what you wrote in your comment, it sounds like your encounter was FAR worse than both of mine. 🙂
And I like your Dungeons and Dragons references earlier in your comment — they paint a really good picture. 🙂 While I’ve never played Dungeons and Dragons, I’ve read, heard, and watched a little bit about the it. 🙂
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Dog is my picolot.
Sandy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Tanning has (thankfully) replaced circumcision in the New New Testament.
Times change.
Girls just want to have fun.
God can still look down and see the unmistakable sign of loyalty in upright members of his kingdom.
God said let there be light!
And behold, they became tan.
While the pale heathens mock the Lord by wallowing in their boxers and their speedos.
Tucker knows all this and more.
Woof!
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Given the dark turn in US Canada relations, I hope that Tucker and his friends (including the “Orange Crush”) are afflicted with demons, and constipation for that matter.
We will never join the United States either through “Economic Force” or other means.
Keep your demons south of the border and we’ll get along fine without you.
There’s plenty of other countries who will trade for our resources. Canada can join the dark side too…
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They can’t help themselves, they’re facists, plain and simple.
Muff Potter(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
What I like about that bit about Elijah saying Ba’al doesn’t hear them because maybe is he off pinching a loaf.
Ras al Ghul(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Probably a lot cruder in the original language; Jews tend to be pretty earthy.
See what you miss in translation/
Especially a translation so as not to offend any Church Ladies?
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Headless Unicorn Guy,
PS – “original language’does NOT mean Kynge Jaymes Englyshe.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Jack,
Though it looks like the Panzers will be moving south (to Panama) before they’ll move north.
And the Christians will Rejoice.
Headless Unicorn Guy(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
This is reality of Christian Nationalism. Manifest Destiny. When you are a mission from god, everything is on the table.
And if making a nation great involves the annexation and invasion of allies then Christian Nationalism will cost lives. History has borne that out from the Philippines to Vietnam to Iraq to Afghanistan to Ukraine – it never ends well.
But Christian Nationalism is what Americans wanted and that’s what they’ll get.
Given the existential threat to my homeland all of a sudden I don’t really care about Americans or their Christians.
Leaving now and this isn’t a hiatus.
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Headless Unicorn Guy,
I am sure it was much more earthy and I would have said what it was, but I didn’t want the man behind the curtain to block my comment.
Ras al Ghul(Reply & quote selected text) (Reply to this comment)
Jack,
Manifest Destiny goes back all the way to the Massachusetts Puritans and their Live-Action Role-Play of the Book of Joshua. How they had fled pagan Egypt (Church of England) for a Promised Land flowing with Milk, Honey, and Righteusness (Massachusetts) complete with Heathen Canaanites squatting on Their Promised Land! Ask any Narangasset, Pequot, or Massachusett!
(Or don’t ask; all those indigenous tribes are as extinct as the Passenger Pigeon. Book of Joshua rules of engagement and all that.)
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Jack,
“But Christian Nationalism is what Americans wanted and that’s what they’ll get.”
++++++++++++++
i didn’t.
i reckon most didn’t.
they wanted other things, but not this.
don’t go. but i totally understand, & share the outrage.
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I really don’t know what Americans want.
The voters gave the incoming administration their mandate. No one can claim ignorance.
Right now Canadian water bombers and firefighters are helping with the California wildfires. I suspect many Americans would help us in similar circumstances.
Every country has the right to self determination and the Americans have a right to negotiate the best trade deal they can. Tariffs and hardball tactics, I can handle. Threats of annexation I cannot forgive or forget.
We have family and friends in the states. In my years of travelling there, Americans have always impressed me with their hospitality.
But ultimately my allegiance is to my country. We’ve cancelled our travel plans to the us and I will be actively campaigning among my circle of influence to cease cross border shopping and tourism. Where possible, we will not buy or shop at American owned businesses.
One thing appears certain, Canada is more unified now than we’ve been in years. It’ll hurt but we have the resources and capacity to go it alone.
There’s a lot at stake so hopefully cooler heads will prevail.
Either way, this changes things irrevocably.
Keep your demons south of the border. We’ll get along fine.
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Sorry.
It’s getting out of hand.
We are trying to find a way to monetize them.
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Remember the last scene of the original Left Behind dodecology?
Where the two viewpoint “characters”/Author Self-Inserts leave the Judgment Throne of Christ with their Crowns of Glory? They have been in the Timeless Halls, they have just received a new Arda (if not a new Ea) from the Hand of Eru Iluvatar Himself, and the last line of dialog from one to the other?
“Now we can finally have a Truly CHRISTIAN Nation.”
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Charlie Kirk and an entourage are currently in an envoy to Greenland, making it great (meaning Christian of course) again.
In the words of the nine inch nails Americans will
“Bow down before the one you serve
You’re going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You’re going to get what you deserve”
My response from the same song is:
“Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I’d rather die than give you control
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I’d rather die than give you control”
So my former friends and allies, wishing you all the best. Except in your efforts to annex my country, or any other countries…in that case, I hope you fail.
Final comms – Jack out.
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Godspeed Jack
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